Kurt Vonnegut Jr. says in his last prehumously published book of essays,
Man Without a Country, that anyone who has not read "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge," is a twerp. Maybe you will agree or disagree with such snobbery, but I don't argue with a genius, dead or alive. But let me get back to this discussion of twerpishness and snobbery. First, a few words about who I am and what this blog hopes to accomplish, if anything.
I graduated this May with a MFA in fiction writing, and I will continue teaching college English courses full-time this fall. In the meantime, I'm sitting around my apartment a lot, reading, planning courses, re-learning Spanish from an arrogant and demeaning computer program, hosting cook outs, running out of money, and watching movies alone every night while polishing off a six pack of Yuengling (canned--it's best that way--trust me).
I recently read
The Film Club, by David Gilmour, after it was loaned to me by my friend and fellow MFA grad (who has, by the way, been accepted for the Fine Arts Work Center
Fellowship in Provincetown, MA, so--holla).
The Film Club is a memoir about a former film critic/TV personality/novelist who makes a deal with his son, who is failing out of high school: the boy can drop out, if he'll watch three movies a week with him.
It's a quick read, a "page turner," as they call such dessertish literary pleasures, and it holds your interest in two ways: 1) the story itself is captivating (is this kid gonna make it? is he gonna get an even hotter girlfriend next time? will his career as a white suburban hip hop artist pan out?) and 2) the intelligent discussion of the films they watch together. The book is worth it for this second aspect alone, but it doesn't have to rely on it. If you're a sucker like me for father-son stories that remind you nothing of your own father-son experience, other than that you
really missed out on that crucial aspect of life, you'll shed a tear or two by the end. But what this book has to do with this blog is simply this: it gave my nightly movie watching ritual a structure, some goals. Kind of like it did for David Gilmour's son, I guess.
I've always loved movies. New ones, old ones, foreign ones, confusing ones, long ones, slow ones, short ones, fast ones. On a boat, in a moat, in a car, with a guitar, whatever. I've been devouring them, along with novels, for most of my life. And as with most art (music, books, etc), I've been kind of a self-righteous prick about it, a snob, if you will. I have justified my high-horsemanship by a few key things:
a) I know good shit when I see it, and don't argue with me, pal.
b) I know bad shit when I see it, too. I just do!
c) I've read enough renowned film critics as well as interviews/books by their favorite directors to know that I am generally "right" about the above two points. It's like when Johnny Cash started covering a bunch of tunes on his last few albums, and by and large, he was covering my favorite artists and songs. It was very validating as a music snob.
Regarding point c: I was in a very lame and tipsy argument about a year ago with two holier-than-though PC tyrants who, when exasperated by my superior logic and rhetoric, threw up their hands and declared that I simply hadn't read the books they had read, and therefore could not possibly understand what they saw in situation X. Now, if they had been more privy than I to some
primary source of information or experience, say, if they had lived through the thing we were debating (I'm going to great pains not to say what this debate was about, you see), then I'd have granted them a valid point. All this to say, I don't want to rely too heavily on secondary sources for my film knowledge, and so my major motivation is to fill in the more obvious gaps it suffers from when it comes to primary materials (the actual movies I've watched or haven't watched).
You see, unlike my history with books, for instance, in which I have had a pretty formal education, my film education has been haphazard, willy nilly, and seat-of-my-pants. Someone I know recommends something, or I happen to notice it in the library, or it's out in the theater, and I watch it. No rhyme or reason to it. In short, when it comes to films, as much as I'd love to continue believing myself to be educated enough to say with Vonnegut that you sir, if you have not even bothered to watch Film So and So, are a twerp--well, gulp, I'm the twerp.
That's not to say that I haven't watched a hell of a lot of the greatest and most influential movies. Ask me anything about the great westerns and gangster movies (
Sergio Leone, need I say more?), or about
Pedro Almodóvar Caballero's deftly drawn female characters. Sure, let's discuss Woody Allen or Martin Scorcese till we're purple; I can hang, bro. Ask me almost anything about
GlenGarry Glenn Ross Talk to me about a few very specific things, and I'll snob it up with the best of you. But don't ask me about French art movies--I've still only, sadly, seen a handful (twerp). Or about too many specific fifties films (super twerp).
And so
The Film Club, combined with my long, leisurely summer and my recent feelings of twerpishness when it comes to major gaps in movie knowledge, has inspired me to proceed now in a somewhat orderly fashion through a list or possibly a few lists of films (to be determined) that any self-declared film buff ought to have seen before he starts making others feel small for talking about what a great movie
Avatar was. After all, I'd like to remain an amateur snob, and I don't want anyone calling me out on my creds and being all like, "Have you even seen
The 400 Blows dude?" Well, my hypothetical snob-esis, ask me again in the fall.
So I'm loading my Netflix queue with the best movies ever made, according to smarter film buffs than I. For now, I'm using Gilmour's book and searching for a more comprehensive (but do-able this summer) list. Until then...up first are
The Last Detail (1973) and
Murmur of the Heart (1971), because Gilmour made them both sound indispensable. Stay posted, dear readers, for one lonely English major's amateur twerpish take on the best movies ever made.